WARNING!!!
According to sources at the CDC (Center for Disease Control), certain activities greatly increase the risk of catching the H1N1 virus (commonly known as swine flu). Shown below, in increasing order of risk, are several activities, that, when avoided, help to reduce your risk of infection.
Please be advised that the above activites are to be avoided at ALL costs.
(DISCLAIMER: This is purely intended for humorous purposes. No offense is intended to pigs, rednecks, hillbillies, swine-lovers, and Razorbacks fans. Well, okay, maybe to Razorback fans.)
Now THAT was straight-up hilarious!