Wow. Words cannot describe this.
About all I can think of to say is that these would be the best white elephant gifts EVER to bring to your next church Christmas party.
Check it out here: “Rich Daddy God”
(Disclaimer: Not responsible for any injuries you may cause yourself laughing while reading the linked story.)
Off-topic completely unrelated comment: I’ve been enriched by knowing you and the other bloggers that I’ve met, over the past few years, via blogging. Here’s hoping you had a terrific Christmas, and that your New Year will be all you hope it will.
Blessings.